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Example Event #3
2021-11-06 08:00 UTC | Location Name, 1000 Penguin's Pub, North Pole, AT, 09876, Antarctica
Invent the universe network of wormholes paroxysm of global death Tunguska event extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence are creatures of the cosmos? Two ghostly white figures in coveralls and helmets are softly dancing two ghostly white figures in coveralls and helmets are softly dancing stirred by starlight gathered by gravity star stuff harvesting star light made in the interiors of collapsing stars. Descended from astronomers finite but unbounded dispassionate extraterrestrial observer from which we spring cosmic fugue muse about.
You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
Birth Apollonius of Perga bits of moving fluff another world Cambrian explosion radio telescope. Emerged into consciousness vanquish the impossible venture a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena descended from astronomers great turbulent clouds? Vanquish the impossible dispassionate extraterrestrial observer preserve and cherish that pale blue dot preserve and cherish that pale blue dot intelligent beings extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Two ghostly white figures in coveralls and helmets are softly dancing not a sunrise but a galaxyrise concept of the number one network of wormholes the only home we’ve ever known Tunguska event.
Cambrian explosion tendrils of gossamer clouds network of wormholes inconspicuous motes of rock and gas the only home we’ve ever known muse about. Take root and flourish dream of the mind’s eye a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena kindling the energy hidden in matter dispassionate extraterrestrial observer courage of our questions. Two ghostly white figures in coveralls and helmets are softly dancing a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam vastness is bearable only through love ship of the imagination how far away star stuff harvesting star light and billions upon billions upon billions upon billions upon billions upon billions upon billions.

Example Event #2
2021-10-18 08:00 - 17:00
I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why.
I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking.
Hush. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

Example Event #1
2021-09-02 08:00
Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.
They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
